I was shocked to hear the Government’s Home Secretary say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of.
Welcome to latest news from ‘across the pond’, or rather Preston as its more affectionately known.
Some of the stuff here might actually be interesting, but don’t hold your breath. The likelihood is it will be pure drivel, but I will attempt to make it as entertaining as possible if nothing else (with a little help from www.viz.co.uk).
DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.